Thursday, July 26, 2007

Night of the Demons

“Angela is having a party, Jason and Freddy are too scared to come. But you'll have a hell of a time.”

Hee! This is just another one of those 80’s slashers, chock full of teenagers drinking, having sex, and then getting chopped up by scary things. This time around, the group of teenagers decides to celebrate Halloween in an abandoned funeral parlor, naturally rumored to be haunted by the Hull family who were murdered there years before. So what do you do when you party in a haunted house, especially when you party with a Gothy chick? You have a séance of course, right smack in front of a mirror. This awakens the demon that lurks in the basement, and all hell breaks loose. Angela, aka Gothy chick, is possessed, and each teen fights to get away with his or her life.

Linnea Quigley, everyone’s favorite B-Movie scream queen, shows up as Angela’s friend Suzanne, with such awesome lines as, “Do you guys have sour balls?… Too bad. I bet you don't get many blow jobs.” She meets her untimely end, turns into a demon, and gets to eat people up herself. It looks like she is having a blast.

This flick was obviously entertaining enough to spawn 2 sequels, all with Angela returning, and even played by the original actress Amelia Kinkade. It was silly, not that scary, but the gore effects were decent enough. It’s funny on a bad 80’s horror flick sort of way, but if you aren't a horror freak like I am, you might just steer clear of this one.

Rating: 3 ½ Purrs, always for Linnea Quigley and the lipstick breasts scene

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