Friday, January 30, 2009

Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry

I picked up Lonesome Dove because a friend told me that it was his favorite book. I don't meet many people who love to read, so when someone tells me that a book is his favorite, and he is able to defend it when I respond, "Seriously? A Cowboy book?", I figure I really should give it a shot. I stand corrected. Lonesome Dove is much more than just a cowboy book.

Lonesome Dove is about a cattle drive and the people who participate in it or are affected in some way by it. You have my favorite character, Augustus McCrae, former Texas Ranger and current easy-going drunkard, who follows Woodrow Call, his former Captian and best friend, on the drive up to Montana. Jake Spoon shows up in Lonesome Dove, TX one day and tells his former Texas Ranger pals that the real paradise is Montana. The undiscovered, ungrazed country, so to speak. Call decides it's an opportunity not to be missed, and hires a bunch of local boys to drive a huge herd of cattle up to Montana to start one of the first cattle ranches before the wilderness is lost. He misses the urgency, the spectacle, the danger of his former days in the Texas Rangers. (Many times Gus & Call discuss the comfort of the area they have helped civilize, with Gus wondering why anyone would need to leave it.) Jake, however, has his own problems, and never really intends on joining the boys on the drive. Jake is a man of appetities, of luxuries, gambling, and using up women. When he meets Lorena, he thinks he's got it made, until she holds him to his promise to get her out of Lonesome Dove. (Lorena is another one of my favorite characters. I didn't like her much at first, but her character really grew on me. You start off thinking she will just be the hooker with the heart of gold type character, but instead she ends up being so much more complex.) Lorena joins them on the drive, along with lovesick Dish, the top hand, Newt, the youngest of the crew, and others. They face the difficult, long drive to Montana, driving the cattle across rivers, on the look out for Indians, protecting their horses and their own skin, and battling the weather.

What I liked most about this book was from the moment I started reading, I knew I was in Texas. You could almost feel the swagger, the hitching of belt buckles, the chewing of tobacco. Gus is a wonderful character, on the one hand so easy-going, and on the other, so cruel and exacting when rescuing Lorena. Lorena's whole storyline tore me up. Her grief was almost too close to home. I could see it in my head so vividly. But what I loved the most was despite the epic scale of the cattle drive, the growth of the characters, even the interplay of all of the characters, McMurtry never says this is epic. This is historic. This is significant. In fact, he leads you to question whether the whole thing is simply folly, an old man catering to his needs of danger, heroism, and valor, and whether the cost of it is too great. It's mythic and tragic all in one. You are left to question whether any of it really made any difference, even at the cost of so many and so much.

When you think of Lonesome Dove, don't think cowboy book. Yes, it is a Western. You can't deny that. But it can be so much more if you look beyond the cover.

Rating: 4 1/2 Purrs

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

The Beast Within

"He Was On The Verge Of Becoming A Man... Eater!"

I really love The Beast Within. It's such an early 80's horror flick with balloon make-up, gratuitous rape scenes, over-the-top backwoods characters, and a big old beastie.

Bibi Besch and  Ronny Cox are on their honeymoon when their car goes off the road. Ronny goes out to find some help and Bibi leaves the car to chase the dog. There she meets the beastie, who beats her up and rapes her. Flash forward 17 years and Ronny's and Bibi's son, Michael, is sick. The doctors don't know what's up, so Ronny & Bibi have to go back to the small Louisiana town where the elephant in the room happened to see if they can find out Mike's biological father's medical history. Mike follows them, and that's where the real fun begins, because he starts going a bit nuts, hearing cicadas, and having some serious cravings for meat - the bloodier the better. What's going on with Mike? What is he turning into?

Seriously, it's a bit silly, but what big beastie movie from the 80's isn't? I watched this once before a year or so ago and liked it then, but I think I liked it even better this time around. The make-up is appropriately cheesy, the teeth are bad, and Bibi Besch's wardrobe is almost as good as Faye Dunaway's in The Eyes of Laura Mars. You even have John Dennis Johnston as the dad of Mike's new love interest, playing the part with some serious creepiness. You can't tell if he is just over-protective or just inappropriately involved with his daughter. He does, however, favor a shot gun and wife beaters. Ah, the South. Now I know my dad was a bit overprotective when I started to date, and even joked about bringing a shotgun to the door when the guys would pick me up, but never did he do so drunk and wearing a wife-beater. You can make this out to be a tale of sexual awakening or going through puberty and all that, but why bother? It's fun on its own without looking for any deeper meaning.

Rating: 3 1/2 purrs for the awesomeness that is the big beastie. It's like Kaftka!

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Darkwolf

Holy cow, you don't get much worse than Darkwolf. Well, maybe you do. I have seen a lot of horror movies. But with Stephen Williams (X-Files' Mr. X) and Tippi Hedren, I thought maybe this would be a bit higher caliber than what it turned out to be. Instead, I got a movie version of that old Showtime series, The Hunger. (Remember that? No? Well, okay...think adult situations, poor acting, really bad dialog, and a bit of blood thrown in.)

Long story short, Josie (Samaire Armstrong, the oh so adorable geek hipster from The O.C. and a the X-Files episode The Lord of the Flies, oh yeah, and Stay Alive, one of my favorite guilty pleasures) is just a waitress with big dreams. What she soon finds out is she isn't just a med student to be. She's actual the last of some werewolf line that the big baddie wants to mate with. After Tippi Hedren bites it, Josie is left under the protection of Officer Steve, who happens to know a whole heck of a lot of werewolf history. Convenient.

The werewolf effects are so bad I almost laughed out loud. On one hand, it looks like a really bad computer game from maybe 10 years ago, in other shots, it looks like a guy wearing a bearskin rug crawling around towards the camera. The dialog for this is so bad that I don't know if better actors could have made it any better, but I doubt it. Just copy & paste from the cliche handbook and you have it taken care of. Girl and cop share a tender moment after she freaks. Check. I know my rights. Yep, that one too. What's happening to me? Got it. Oh yeah, don't forget to add an opening set in possibly the unsexiest strip club ever shown on film and mid-way a ri-god-damn-diculous girls dressed up in a naked werewolves photo shoot with two females with no chemistry what-so-ever, and you have yourself Darkwolf

Do yourself a favor and spend your two hours watching something more worthwhile. Like, I don't know, Underworld (famous people LARPing!) which at least had Kate Beckinsale in it, The Monster Squad which I remember fondly from my younger years, Ginger Snaps, Waxwork (go Deborah Foreman!), heck, even that old TV show She-Wolf of London would be better than this

Rating: I can't even begin...I am at a loss

Friday, January 16, 2009

Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte

Wuthering Heights is one of those books that has sat on my shelf for years. It's not that didn't want to read it; I always wanted to but just never seemed to get around to it. After reading it, I'm not sure what all of the fuss is about. Maybe I do, but overall, the book just left me kind of angry.

Cathy and Heathcliff grow up together and of course fall in love. But since Cathy has no redeemable qualities whatsoever, and neither does Heathcliff really, of course they don't end up happily ever after. Cathy marries rich, and since Heathcliff overhears her say it's because she can't marry him because it would be beneath her, he decides to seek revenge on Cathy and those who have slighted him. This revenge drive the rest of the book, and he seeks it even unto his and Cathy's own children.

I don't know why anyone would ever read about Cathy And Heathcliff and think man, those two are some of the most romantic characters in literature. Frankly, they are nightmares and deserve each other, if only they could not destroy everyone else in their path. They may talk how one completes the other, that Cathy *is* Heathcliff or whatever, but really, neither character understands one little whit about love. I can kind of see why Stephenie Meyer says Wuthering Heights influenced the Twilight series, because I see a whole lot of Heathcliff and Cathy in Edward and Bella. That's not really a good thing.

I do, however, find it very interesting that Emily Bronte would put two unlikable characters as main characters in her story, considering Charlotte Bronte's Jane Eyre has such an agreeable main character in Jane. It sort of makes Emily a bit balls-y in my thoughts. You know, like I *dare* you to like my story.

Rating: 3 1/2 Purrs for a couple of characters that pissed me the hell off, but yet also Go Emily!

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Mirrors

"Mirrors are just glass and silver, Ben. That's it. There's nothing behind them. "

Alexandre Aja has finally made me spooked to look in a mirror. He's finished what Poltergeist,  Clive Barker, and Candyman started. This movie made me jump. Repeatedly. Pandabob found much amusement in it when from the other room, he heard me jump and squeak. In fact, the creepiness in Mirrors made me wish that maybe Aja had filmed Mother of Tears

Mirrors is about an ex-cop, Ben Carson (Kiefer Sutherland), who is moonlighting as a security guard at an old burned out department store. The guy he replaced commits suicide, and when Ben finds out, he investigates, especially when he starts seeing things in the mirrors at the store that shouldn't, couldn't be there. Who or what is in the mirrors? Is he just going nuts or are he and his family really in danger?

It was gory. Amy Smart's bathtub scene, which you see part of in the trailer, is absolutely skin crawling. Ugh, and yet awesome. It was spooky. What wouldn't be with a huge, dilapidated,  burned out department store as a main setting? I was torn with the desire to explore the place and yet, also to maybe just stay away because the place kind of freaked me the frak out. The whole idea of evil, haunted mirrors is just way cool in my book. The plot got a little wonky there in the end, but I still couldn't help but love it. 

I didn't realize when I rented this that Mirrors is a remake of a South Korean horror film called Geoul sokeuro (Into the Mirror). Now I have another Asian horror film to add to my NetFlix queue. 

Rating: 4 Purrs. I can see that Kiefer's got a bit on the heavy-handed with the acting here and the plot does deviate into a convenient solution, but not nearly as badly as Aja's first film High Tension (which was also awesome until the end got all well, you know.)

Monday, January 12, 2009

D Wars: Dragon Wars

"I keep trying to understand, but none of this is making any sense." - Sarah

Trust me, Sarah, we don't understand it either.  I watched D-War on my Roku box, so I can't really say it cost me anything but an hour and a half of my life. Trust me, this was an expensive 90 minutes. I think Pandabob compared this to something that a 12 year old might write, but then I reminded him of another dragon movie we watched ages ago called Eragon that was based off of a book a  12 year old (or was it 14? anyway) wrote. And it was better. (Not good by any means, but better than this movie. ) 

Legend has it that once upon a time there were some dragons. (Yea! Dragons! Everyone loves dragons right?) There are some good dragons and some bad dragons. And there was this girl and boy who fell in love, but the girl was supposed to be sacrificed to the good dragon to save the world. But the guy and girl died instead, thus, their souls were reborn in modern day Los Angeles, where the dragons come back, and they want the girl to be sacrificed because she has some shining light thing inside her and a dragon birthmark. I know, it makes no sense to me either, and I watched the movie. 

I love Jason Behr. I've always thought he should get more work than he does, but this movie, well, seriously, what the frak? And where the hell did the evil fortress come from? And what is Skeletor doing in this movie? This was so bad I couldn't stop watching, like a car wreck on the highway. A big one. Think the car wreck in Final Destination 2, which you should watch instead of this movie. And holy shit, our hero just lit up like the power of Grayskull. I have changed my mind. This is an awesome movie. Plus, it's dragon smackdown time. 

My real question out of all of this is...what are Tan Tans and machine guns doing in 15th century Korea?

Rating: Hiss Hiss Hiss. This was just bad. So very, very bad. 

Friday, January 09, 2009

X-Files I Want to Believe

I can't believe that I missed X-Files in the theaters this summer, but somehow I did. It even was released right near my birthday for crisssakes. Geez. Well, I soon remedied that by watching it as soon as I could get my grubby hands on the DVD release.

It. was. awesome.

Remember Star Trek: First Contact? It felt like a longer version of the TV show, but with uber-budget right? (It did to me anyway.) But then you saw Star Trek: Insurrection and you just cried a little inside? Well, X-Files I want to Believe was like the first - but without the overarching mythology banging you on the head. It reminded me so much of the Season 3 episode, Grotesque, hands-down one of my favorites, that I couldn't help but love it. Plus, I'm a shipper, so the little bits of relationship stuff mixed in there between Mulder and Scully just made me squee with happiness. (Literally, Pandabob could hear me in the other room. Squeeing. The beard thing, I couldn't help it. I clapped.)

My one complaint - it took forever to bring in Skinner. I love Skinner.

The plot in brief is this: Scully gets an unexpected visit from an FBI guy - they need Mulder's help. All is forgiven. They have this psychic, and for some reason the FBI wants Mulder to come in and verify what he is saying is true. And FBI agent's life is on the line; she's missing and it looks like there's a serial killer on the loose. So of course, Mulder and Scully some in to save the day. It gets dark; it gets creepy; it gets gross; Scully gets sassy. (Yes. I know. It was AWESOME.)

I don't want to say anymore than that because I don't want to spoil too much. Long story short (too late!), if you liked the show you'll love the movie. Unless you were one of those who never wanted Mulder & Scully to get together; in that case, stay away. Also stay for the credits. On the DVD they have candids of the cast & crew throughout.

Rating: 5 stars. Lets' see: the beard thing won me over. The grossness was spot on. What did this make me do? It made me want to pull out my DVDs and start watching from Season 1 on again, because I want the show back so much. I've loved a lot of TV in my time, but X-Files had me at Hello and I just never stopped loving it, even the last season.

Thursday, January 08, 2009

Closing out the year...

I never did finish up all of my reviews from the movies and books I watched last year, and instead of writing them all out I'm just going to go with the abbreviated version.

On Writing by Stephen King was one of my favorite books that I read last year. I loved the insight into his process, and you can tell that Mr. King really, truly enjoys what he does for a living. Not only that, but he is very honest about his history, his addiction, and the inspiration he finds for his stories. Inspiring, funny, and just another great example of why I love to read his books so much.

The Daughter of Time by Josephine Tey was a fun little mystery where a detective investigates the Richard III murders, believing that the face of Richard III isn't the face of a murder.

If I Am Missing or Dead by Janine Lutz is the true story of two sisters who end up in abusive relationships after a lifetime of difficult (to put it lightly) parenting by a disturbing father. One sister doesn't survive. It's depressing, it's scary as hell, but it's worth a read.

Pathology staring everyone's favorite Hero, Milo Ventimiglia, and the beautiful Laurel Holloman, (now on CSI and previously sexy L Word chef). A group of pathologists in training play "let's see who can commit the most disturbing and unsolvable murder" a la Flatliners. Lots of sex, lots of violence, kind of silly but I still liked it quite a bit.

Vault of Horror is one of those anthology horror movies. Five men end up in the basement vault of a building, brought together to tell tales. One is about vampires, another about dismemberment, magic rope, scams, and deadly paintings. This one stars Tom Baker of Doctor Who scarfdom.

The Shuttered Room stars Carol Lynley as a woman returning to the island she used to call home with her much older husband (woefully miscast Gig Young - talk about unbelievable). Come to find out, the island home of her youth is haunted by something naughty in the woodshed. This was better than I expected, much due to Oliver Reed playing the evil, inbred hooligan that is enamored with Carol Lynley's character.

And now I am free to fall behind in my 2009 books and movies.

Thursday, January 01, 2009

Comics Read in 2008

Here's a list of comics I read this year. 
  • Friday the 13th: The Bad Lands
  • Mouse Guard: Belly of the Beast
  • Mouse Guard: Shadows Within
  • Mouse Guard: Rise of the Axe
  • Mouse Guard: The Dark Ghost
  • Mouse Guard: Midnight's Dawn
  • Mouse Guard: A Return to Honor
  • Buffy Season 8: No Future for You
  • Buffy Season 8: Anywhere But Here
  • Buffy Season 8: A Beautiful Sunset
  • Buffy Season 8: Wolves at the Gate
  • 30 Days of Night
  • 28 Days Later: the Aftermath
  • Gloom Cookie: The Final Curtain
  • Glacial Period
  • Capote in Kansas
  • The Museum Vaults: Excerpts from the Journal of an Expert
  • Nightmares & Fairy Tales: The Beautiful Beasts
  • Powers
  • Buckaroo Banzai: Return of the Screw
  • PARA
  • Dominion Vol 1-5
  • Fables: Wolves
  • Fables: Sons of Empire
  • Fables: 1001 Nights of Snowfall
  • Fables: The Good Prince
  • Serenity: Those Left Behind
  • Y: The Last Man: Unmanned
  • Y: The Last Man: Cycles
  • Y: The Last Man: One Small Step
  • Y: The Last Man: Safeword
  • Y: The Last Man: Ring of Truth
  • Y: The Last Man: Girl on Girl
  • Y: The Last Man: Paper Dolls
  • Y: The Last Man: Kimono Dragons
  • Y: The Last Man: Motherland
  • Y: The Last Man: Whys & Wherefores
  • Serenity: Better Days
  • Batman: The Killing Joke
  • X-Isle
  • The Lost Boys: The Reign of Frogs
  • The Dark Tower: The Long Road Home
  • Death Valley
  • Doctor Who Classics: Volumes 2-6
  • Doctor Who Vol 1-6
  • Helen Killer Vol 1-4

Books Read in 2008: All 89 of Them

I was hoping to read 100 this year, but I got lazy again. 

Fiction: General
  • Special Topics in Calamity Physics by Marisha Pessl
  • On the Road by Jack Kerouac
  • Fluke: or I know Why the Winged Whale Sings by Christopher Moore
  • Bloodsucking Fiends by Christopher Moore
  • You Suck! by Christopher Moore
  • The Rules of Attraction by Bret Easton Ellis
  • The Keep by Jennifer Egan
  • Last Night at the Lobster by Stewart O'Nan
  • The Catcher in the Rye by J. D. Salinger
  • Saturday by Ian McEwan
  • The Penelopiad by Margaret Atwood
  • The City of Dreaming Books by Walter Moer
  • Galapagos by Kurt Vonnegut
Fiction: Mystery & Suspense
  • Death in Holy Order by P.D. James
  • The Murder Room by P.D. James
  • Innocent Blood by P.D. James
  • Jane & The Man of the Cloth by Stephanie Barron
  • Jane & the Wandering Eye by Stephanie Barron
  • Thursday Next: First Among Sequels by Jasper Fforde
  • Sharp Objects by Gillian Flynn
  • Grotesque by Natsuo Kirino
  • Dead Until Dark by Charlaine Harris
  • Living DeItalicad in Dallas by Charlaine Harris
  • Club Dead by Charlaine Harris
  • Dead to the World by Charlaine Harris
  • Dead as a Doornail by Charlaine Harris
  • Definitely Dead by Charlaine Harris
  • All Together Dead by Charlaine Harris
  • From Dead to Worse by Charlaine Harris
  • Grave Sight by Charlaine Harris
  • Bare Bones by Kathy Reichs
  • Three Bags Full by Leonie Swann
  • Dexter in the Dark by Jeff Lindsay
  • Ghostwalk by Rebecca Stott
  • Thriller edited by James Patterson
  • The Secret Adversary by Agatha Christie
  • The Murder of Roger Ackroyd by Agatha Christie
  • The Boomerang Clue by Agatha Christie
  • Death Comes as the End by Agatha Christie
  • The Moving Finger by Agatha Christie
  • An Incomplete Revenge by Jacqueline Winspear
  • Obedience by Will Lavender
  • The Daughter of Time by Josephine Tey
  • Killer on the Road by James Ellroy
  • HeartSick by Chelsea Cain
Fiction: Horror, Sci Fi, Fantasy
  • The Terror by Dan Simmons
  • World War ZItalic: an Oral History of the Zombie War by Max Brooks
  • The Day of the Triffids by John Wyndham
  • The Cabinet of Curiosities by Douglas Preston & Lincoln Child
  • ItalicThe Ruins by Scott Smith
  • Duma Key by Stephen King
  • The Children of Men by P.D. James
  • Dispatch by Bentley Little
  • ItalicThe Mummy or Ramses the Damned by Anne Rice
  • Sunshine by Robin McKinley
  • Dead Witch Walking by Kim Harrison
  • The Good, The Bad, and the Undead by Kim Harrison
  • Every Which Way by Dead by Kim Harrison
  • Water: Tales of Elemental Spirits by Robin McKinley & Peter Dickinson

Fiction: Junk
  • The Murder List by Julie Garwood
  • All Night Long by Jayne Anne Krentz
  • TItaliche Dead Room by Heather Graham
  • Killer Dreams by Iris Johansen
  • Cover of Night by Linda Howard
  • Prior Bad Acts by Tami Hoag
  • The Third Wife by Jasmine Cresswell
  • Shadow Dance by Julie Garwood
  • Dead on the Dance Floor by Heather Graham
  • Pandora's Daughter by Iris Johansen
  • Twilight by Stephenie Meyer
  • New Moon by Stephenie Meyer
  • Eclipse by Stephenie Meyer
  • Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer
  • No Escape by Heather Lowell
  • The Night of the Blackbird by Heather Graham
  • Hurricane Bay by Heather Graham
  • The Seance by Heather Graham
Non-Fiction
  • Into the Wild by Jon Krakauer
  • The Executioner Always Chops Twice: Ghastly Blunders on the Scaffold by Geoffrey Abbot
  • Does this Clutter Make My Butt Look Fat? by Peter Walsh
  • Stiff: The Curious Lives of Cadavers by Mary Roach
  • Secret Lives of the First Ladies: What Your Teachers Never Told You About the Women of the White House by Cromac O'Brien
  • Fast Food Nation by Eric Schlosser
  • The Dead Travel Fast: Vampires from Nosferatu to Count Chocula by Eric Nuzum
  • The Maul and the Pear Tree by P.D. James and T. A. Critchley
  • On Writing by Stephen King
  • A Walk in the Woods by Bill Bryson
  • The City of Falling Angels by John Berendt
  • Getting Things Done: Guide to Stress-Free Productivity by David Allen

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Graphic Novels Assigned to the 9/9/9 Categories

Graphic Novels recommended by Jeremy and his cohorts at Titan
  1. Fun Home: A Family Tragicomic by Alison Bechdel
  2. Therefore, Repent! by Jim Munroe
  3. The Blot by Tom Neeley
  4. The Travels of Thelonious by Susan Schade
  5. The Aviary by Jamie Tanner
  6. Glister Volume 1
  7. ?
  8. ?
  9. ?

Graphic Novels recommended by Steve
  1. ?
  2. ?
  3. ?
  4. ?
  5. ?
  6. ?
  7. ?
  8. ?
  9. ?

Graphic Novels recommended by others
  1. The Complete Persepolis
  2. Jimmy Corrigan: Smartest Kid on Earth
  3. ?
  4. ?
  5. ?
  6. ?
  7. ?
  8. ?
  9. ?

Independent graphic novels
  1. Re-Gifters by Mike Carey
  2. The Plain Janes by Cecil Castellucci
  3. Dead at 17: the 13th Brother by Josh Howard
  4. Polly and the Pirates by Ted Naifeh
  5. Lava Punch by Ben Seto
  6. Last Exit Before Toll by Neal Schaffer
  7. ?
  8. ?
  9. ?

Next in the Series (because I have a lot of series that I read and a lot of backlog here)
  1. Walking Dead Volume 6
  2. Walking Dead Volume 7
  3. Walking Dead Volume 8
  4. Hell and Back: Sin City
  5. Fables Volume 11: War & Pieces
  6. ?
  7. ?
  8. ?
  9. ?

It's the end of the world as I know it: Dystopias
  1. DMZ Volume 1
  2. DMZ Volume 2
  3. DMZ Volume 3
  4. DMZ Volume 4
  5. Channel Zero
  6. ?
  7. ?
  8. ?
  9. ?

Zombies, Vampires, Vampire Slayers, and other stuff of the supernatural
  1. Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Vol. 1: Guilty Pleasures
  2. Buffy Season 8 single issues, catch up
  3. Zebediah the Hillbilly Zombie Redneck Bites the Dust 
  4. Pablo's Inferno: An innocent child's descent into the Underworld and Beyond
  5. ?
  6. ?
  7. ?
  8. ?
  9. ?

Men (and women) in Tights: Superheroes
  1. Superman Red Sun
  2. Bulletproof Monk
  3. Fallen Angel Volume 1
  4. Elektra Lives Again
  5. Wonder Woman: Love and Murder
  6. ?
  7. ?
  8. ?
  9. ?

Adaptations of Books
  1. League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Black Dossier
  2. Horror Classics: Graphic Classics
  3. Graphic Classics: Robert Louis Stevenson
  4. Graphic Classics: Mark Twain
  5. Richard Mathesons' Hell House
  6. ?
  7. ?
  8. ?
  9. ?
Whatever, Whatever, I'll read what I want...
  1. Fell Volume 1: Feral City
  2. Flight, Volume 1
  3. The Killer, Volume 1
  4. Ex Machina Volume 1
  5. Ex Machina Volume 2
  6. Ex Machina Volume 3
  7. Ex Machina Volume 4
  8. Ex Machina Volume 5
  9. Ex Machina Valume 6
  10. Jack of Fables Volume 1
  11. ?
  12. ?
  13. ?
  14. ?
  15. ?
  16. ?
  17. ?
  18. ?
  19. ?

    Books assigned to the 9 categories for 9/9/in 2009

    These might change as the year progresses, but this is the plan.

    Books I should have read but haven't (The Classics)

    1. Sanditon and Other Stories by Jane Austen
    2. Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte
    3. I, Robot by Issac Asimov
    4. Breakfast at Tiffany's by Truman Capote
    5. Madame Bovary by Gustave Flaubert
    6. Jude the Obscure by Thomas Hardy
    7. The Monk by Matthew Lewis
    8. The Sound and The Fury by William Faulkner
    9. Middlemarch by George Eliot
    Books picked by Steve (and recommended by others)
    1. Steve's pick
    2. Steve's pick
    3. Steve's pick
    4. Steve's pick
    5. The Birth of Venus by Sarah Dunant
    6. The Story of Edgar Sawtelle by David Wroblewski
    7. The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay by Michael Chabon
    8. Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry
    9. ?
    Collections and Anthologies (short stories and poetry)
    1. QPB Anthology of Women's Writing edited by Susan Cahill
    2. The Disobedience of Water: Stories and Novellas by Sena Jeter Naslund
    3. Welcome to the Monkey House by Kurt Vonnegut
    4. The Portable Dorothy Parker by Dorothy Parker
    5. The Best of Roald Dahl by Roald Dahl
    6. Morning in the Burned House by Margaret Atwood
    7. The Waste Land and Other Poems by T.S. Eliot
    8. e e cumming collection
    9. Sylvia Plath, Anne Sexton, or Rainer Maria Rilke
    True Stories, Writing, Biographies, History...in Other Words Non-Fiction
    1. Sin in the Second City: Madams, Ministers, Playboys, and the Battle for America's Soul by Karen Abbott
    2. Art & Fear by David Bayles
    3. What If? Writing Exercises for Authors by Anne Bernays
    4. The Lost Continent: Travels in Small-Town America by Bill Bryson
    5. Secret Lives of Great Authors: What Your Teachers Never Told You About Famous Novelists, Poets, and Playwrights by Robert Schnakenberg
    6. A Biography of Zelda by Nancy Milford
    7. Desperate Passage: The Donner Party's Perilous Journey West by Ethan Rarick
    8. Bird by Bird: Some Instructions on Writing and Life by Anne Lamott
    9. ?
    Good Intentions: Books I Own but Keep Avoiding
    1. The Road by Cormac McCarthy
    2. Falling Angels by Tracy Chevalier
    3. The Secret Agent by Joseph Conrad
    4. The Body Artist by Don DeLillo
    5. Middlesex by Jeffery Eugenides
    6. Snobs by Julian Fellowes
    7. Fragile Things Neil Gaiman
    8. Love by Toni Morrison
    9. ?
    Books Turned into Movies
    1. L.A. Confidential by James Ellroy
    2. ?
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    Books from Childhood (or that I wish had been there for me to read)
    1. The Prydain series by Lloyd Alexander (The Book of Three, The Black Cauldron, The Castle of Lyr, Taran Wander, The High King)
    2. The Earthsea Cycle by Ursula K. LeGuin (The Wizard of Earthsea, The Tombs of Atuan, The Farthest Shore)
    3. Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass by Lewis Carroll
    4. I Capture the Castle by Dodie Smith
    5. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory & The Glass Elevator by Roald Dahl
    6. Rumo & His Miraculous Adventures by Walter Moers
    7. The Phantom Tollbooth by Norton Juster
    8. Dianna Wynne Jones - something of hers?
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    Books translated into English
    1. After Dark by Haruki Murakami
    2. The Helmet of Horror: The Myth of Theseus and the Minotaur by Victor Pelevin
    3. Perfume by Patrick Suskind
    4. Have Mercy on Us All: A Novel (Chief Inspector Adamsberg Mysteries) by Fred Vargas
    5. The Shadow of the Wind by Carlos Ruiz Zafón
    6. Day Watch by Sergei Lukyanenko
    7. Something by Arturo Perez-Reverte
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    Classic Mysteries
    1. The New York Trilogy by Paul Auster
    2. Hollow Man by John Dickson Carr
    3. Inspector Morse novel
    4. Uncle Silas by J. Sheridan Le Fanu
    5. Dashiell Hammett novel collection
    6. The Blunderer by Patricia Highsmith
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    Whatever, Whatever, I'll read what I want...
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    9/9 in 2009: Books I am going to read this year

    For the past several years, I stopped setting reading goals for the upcoming year. This year I became intrigued by the 9/9/9 concept that's floating around LibraryThing, so I'm doing one myself. (That would be 9 categories, 9 books in each, in 2009). That makes it 81 books in 2009. Which is okay, but I really want to read 100 books this upcoming year. So I guess I will have 9/9/in 2009, plus 19 freebies to be whatever I want. That might work. Eventually I will fill in the books I am assigning to each category, or at least assign them a topic of sorts.

    And of course I have a separate category list for graphic novels, cause those always get left behind.

    BOOKS, Meet your 9/9/9 Categories:
    1. Books I should have read but haven't (The Classics)
    2. Books picked by Steve (and recommended by others)
    3. Collections and Anthologies (short stories and poetry)
    4. True Stories, Writing, Biographies, History...in Other Words Non-Fiction
    5. Good Intentions: Books I Own but Keep Avoiding
    6. Books Turned into Movies
    7. Books from Childhood (or that I wish had been there for me to read)
    8. Books translated into English
    9. Classic Mysteries
    • Whatever, whatever, I'll read what I want (random picks, 19 of them)
    Graphic Novels, Meet your 9/9/9 Categories:
    1. Graphic Novels recommended by Jeremy and his cohorts at Titan
    2. Graphic Novels recommended by Steve
    3. Graphic Novels recommended by others
    4. Independent graphic novels
    5. Next in the Series (because I have a lot of series that I read and a lot of backlog here)
    6. It's the end of the world as I know it: Dystopias
    7. Zombies, Vampires, Vampire Slayers, and other stuff of the supernatural
    8. Men (and women) in Tights: Superheroes
    9. Adaptations of Books
    • Whatever, whatever, I'll read what I want (random picks, 19 of them)

    Sunday, December 28, 2008

    Even more acquisitions to the library

    My nephew challenged me this weekend. He said that he had more Hot Wheels than I had books. I hated to contradict him, so instead I took advantage of Half-Price Books 20% off sale and added a few more to the shelves. 

    • A Wizard of Earthsea and The Farthest Shore by Ursula K. Le Guin - The final books in one of my favorite series when I was a kid. I had the second, but not the first or the third. 
    • The Bonfire of the Vanities by Tom Wolfe 
    • Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry - Not the type of book I would normally read but it comes highly recommended by a friend. We'll see if I agree with him. 
    • Babylon Revisited and Other Stories by F. Scott Fitzgerald - I pretty much adore Mr. Fitzgerald
    • In the Lake of the Woods by Tim O'Brien - Given to me to read by a friend years ago. (Not a friend anymore but at least she introduced me to this book.)  I finally got my own copy.
    • Coyote Blue: A Novel by Christopher Moore - I'll read anything he writes. 
    • Spaceman Blues: A Love Song by Brian Francis Slattery - This has been on my wishlist so long I don't really remember why - I think I read about ti in Entertainment Weekly. 
    • All the Pretty Horses by Cormac Mccarthy - I'll also read anything he writes, or at least, I am working on it. 
    • Look Homeward, Angel by Thomas Wolfe - One of those that I should have read a long time ago. 
    • The Daughters of Juarez: A True Story of Serial Murder South of the Border by Teresa Rodriguez - The murders happening down there are so scary.
    • Practical Magic by Alice Hoffman
    • Black Water by Joyce Carol Oates
    • City of Glass, Ghosts, The Locked Room (New York Trilogy) by Paul Auster
    • Madame Bovary by Gustave Flaubert
    • The Good Guy by Dean Koontz - I don't read a lot of Koontz but I saw this on Stephen King's best of list so I thought I'd check it out. 
    • Knots and Crosses by Ian Rankin
    • Presumed Innocent: A Novel by Scott Turow
    • The Fall of Hyperion, Endymion, The Rise of Endymion by Dan Simmons - The first science fiction/fantasy book I ever read was Hyperion. Many, many years later I discovered there were sequels. I will say that these are some of the very few science fiction/fantasy books I really, really enjoyed, so I picked them up fro Steve to read. He owes me big time for the Dragonlance books. 


    Thursday, December 25, 2008

    Recent Acquisitions to the Library

    As you might expect, books and DVDs were plentiful under the Christmas tree this year. People know me oh so well. 

    DVDs:
    • Wall-E (BluRay)
    • HellBoy II: The Golden Army (BluRay)
    • The Dark Knight (BluRay)
    • Cowboy Bebop Remix DVD set (Whee! Finally, Bebop of my very own!)
    Books:
    • The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul by Douglas Adams (Thanks LibraryThing Secret Santa!)
    • The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror by Christopher Moore (Thanks LibraryThing Secret Santa!)
    • The Lost Continent: Travels in Small-Town America by Bill Bryson
    • I'm a Stranger Here Myself: Notes on Returning to America After 20 Years Away by Bill Bryson
    • Loser Goes First: My Thirty-Something Years of Dumb Luck and Minor Humiliation by Dan Kennedy
    • Rock On: An Office Power Ballad by Dan Kennedy
    • Who the Hell Is Pansy O'Hara?: The Fascinating Stories Behind 50 of the World's Best Loved Books by Jenny Bond
    • Spook: Science Tackles the Afterlife by Mary Roach
    • Bonk: The Curious Coupling of Science and Sex by Mary Roach
    • Desperate Passage: The Donner Party's Perilous Journey West by Ethan Rarick

    Comics:
    • Dead at 17: The 13th Brother by Josh Howard
    • Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter: Guilty Pleasures, Vol. 1 (v. 1) by Laurell K. Hamilton
    • DMZ Vol. 4: Friendly Fire by Brian Wood

    Thursday, December 18, 2008

    Live action Cowboy Bebop? Wha?

    So Keanu Reeves spilled the beans supposedly.

    http://www.aceshowbiz.com/news/view/00020675.html

    I can't decide if I am overly excited or scared. I srsly love Cowboy Bebop. Keanu Reeves might not be too bad. After all Spike is kind of laid back, but can still kick ass. Keanu kicked ass in The Matrix. It could work.

    No, the real question is, who will play Faye...

    And will there be a Corgi...'cause go Data Dogs!

    Wednesday, December 17, 2008

    Run Fatboy Run

    "The only serious relationship I've been in ended in a broken collarbone and a dead meerkat. " - Gordon

    I love Simon Pegg and Dylan Moran, even better if they are working with Edgar Wright. Well, Mr. Wright wasn’t in on this one, but Run, Fatboy, Run was funny and sweet. It was a good little movie, and anyone who has ever thought about participating in a long-distance run would get a kick out of it I am sure. I think it could have been leaps and bounds better with Edgar Wright back in there with the team, but Simon Pegg and Dylan Moran do a great job of carrying off the movie. These guys are comedy gold. In fact, I feel compelled to wax poetic on the awesomeness that is Black Books rather than say anything about Run, Fatboy, Run, but I won’t. I’ll just leave it at that.

    This time around, Simon Pegg is playing Dennis Doyle, a hapless security guard who made a huge mistake about 5 years ago. He left his pregnant girlfriend at the altar after having a bout of cold feet. Now he wishes he could get her back, but instead Libby (Thandie Newton) is dating a new guy, Whit (Hank Azaria). Whit’s not such a nice guy really, although he treats Libby well. To Whit, everything is a competition, and eventually Whit & Dennis end up competing with each other over Libby, which ultimately leads to Dennis saying he will run the London Marathon. Dennis isn’t exactly physically fit, but he is determined to prove to Libby that he can finish something. Will he make it and will Libby see what kind of man he can become?

    This was a sweet movie, and the supporting characters are hilarious, but honestly, it’s not as good as some of Simon Pegg's other work. I'm happy to have rented this but I wouldn't own it and watch it over and over like Hot Fuzz or Shaun of the Dead. David Schwimmer’s directing seemed uneven. Sometimes it seemed like the movie couldn’t decide if it was a comedy or a sticky-sweet romance. The birthday party speech Dennis gives Libby is truly touching. Dylan Moran steals the show as the goofball best friend to Dennis, but that’s no surprise. Dylan Moran is my not-so-secret, over the other side of the ocean crush. He had me at “Popsicle” and I’ll never let go. I'd watch him just sit and eat crackers.

    Rating: 4 Purrs for Simon Pegg and Dylan Moran. They carry off the story despite the unevenness of the directing.

    Monday, December 15, 2008

    Ghostwalk by Rebecca Stott

    I picked up Ghostwalk by Rebecca Stott expecting one type of book and finding, on the whole, another. I thought I would be reading a mystery, but instead I found a complex weaving of mystery, history, romance, and thriller all in one package. Ghostwalk was excellent.

    Ghostwalk starts off with the death of Elizabeth Vogelsang. Elizabeth died under slightly mysterious circumstances while writing a biography of Isaac Newton. Enter Lydia Brooke, hired by Elizabeth's son Cameron to come in and finish the biography. Lydia and Cameron have a history together, and when Lydia returns to Cambridge, their romance is rekindled, despite the fact that Cameron is married with children. Lydia begins picking through the mostly written biography and in turn ends up getting drawn in to the mystery surrounding two separate series of murders - a group of Cambridge scholars that Elizabeth discovered when researching Isaac Newton's biography and a group of Cambridge-affiliated researchers that have drawn the wrath of a radical animal rights group. Are these two groups of murders actually connected in some way? Lydia begins to think so, and begins to feel haunted by the ghost of (possibly) Newton. While she follows Elizabeth's research, Lydia realizes that Elizabeth might have uncovered a conspiracy that someone might be willing to kill for. Will Lydia be able to finish the book? Who is the ghostly figure that haunts her? How are the two sets of murders tied to Newton, if they are at all, and will Lydia be next?

    This book is a great mystery; it successfully intertwines the current and historical time lines so that you feel much like Lydia does. On one side, you have this wandering, flowing narrative, and on the other, you are inundated with historical facts about Newton, Cambridge, alchemy, glass making, and more. It’s difficult to do, and I never felt overwhelmed with either side. You are captured in a dreamlike state, so much so that I longed to travel and walk where she walked, to see what Elizabeth saw, and know Newton to the extent that these main characters did. It literally felt like I was reading a walking dream and those types of books end up way high on my list of best. Mostly because I think reading should take you away, bring you into a place where your imagination can fly, and help you discover new things about the world and yourself, leaving you in a better place than when you started (even if that place is a sad one). Ghostwalk is one of those. I’m sure some will find things that could be improved, but really, it was perfect to me.

    Rating: 5 Purrs. I’ll put this one up there with The Virgin Suicides and The Lovely Bones for the way the words worked in my head.

    Thursday, December 11, 2008

    The Tattooist

    I'll watch almost anything with Jason Behr in it. I've been hooked on him since watching Roswell reruns on SciFi channel, so of course I picked up The Tattooist when I found it on NetFlix. (I think he needs to get more work. He's a pretty decent actor and nice to look at.)

    In this horror film from New Zealand, an American tattoo artist specializes in tattoos that "heal." Jake is a wanderer, learning about different cultures and exploiting the design and symbols in his tattoo designs. While at an expo in Singapore, Jake sees his first traditional Samoan  tattoo ritual, called tatau, and of course falls for the exotic woman involved in the ritual. He swipes something belonging to the group, and by doing so, awakens an angry spirit who stalks and kills everyone Jake has tattooed since he stole from the group. The bad news: Jake has tattooed the new girl he's dating. Can he save her in time and figure out who or what is killing his clients?

    The Tattooist isn't bad. In fact, it's pretty good. Nice scenery, nice acting, interesting culture. I hate that Jake is a callous American who cares very little about using and abusing the rituals and history of the cultures he visits, but I guess that kind of helps push the plot. Like I said before, I really wish Jason Behr would get more work. If you have seen a few Asian horrors with the long-haired ghosts, then you probably won't be surprised by the plot or some of the scares. 

    Rating: 4 Purrs for Jason Behr's lovely chest, the interesting take on cultures and respecting what you don't know

    Tuesday, December 09, 2008

    Saturday by Ian McEwan

    Saturday by Ian McEwan has been sitting on my bookshelf for years, and often when I was searching for the next book to read, I picked it up, flipped through the pages, and put it back down. Not because it didn’t seem interesting, but because lately I can’t seem to make myself read a lot of “worthy” fiction. Instead I end up over in the horror section of my bookshelves, or the mysteries. This time, though, I picked it up and followed through. Boy, am I glad I did, because Saturday was engrossing in a way I don’t find much in books (probably because I keep reading the crap fiction over in my mysteries and horror shelves).

    In Saturday, we follow an entire day in the life of Henry Perowne. It’s a Saturday, of course, and it’s been a long week for Henry. He’s a neurosurgeon, and this week has been abnormally busy. When he wakes up in the pre-dawn hours of Saturday morning, he sees something that surprises him – a plane on fire headed for Heathrow. His reaction is much what you would expect in the post-911 world. Is it terrorism? This question drives him all day, never leaving his mind until he hears more and more on the news as to what exactly happened. That Saturday is the day of a public demonstration against the imminent Iraq War, and the demonstration ends up shaping his and his family’s life in an unexpected way. As a reader we follow Perowne throughout his day, fully immersed in this character, his feelings, and his surroundings. On the way to his weekly squash game, he has a car accident (caused in a small way by the demonstration) and is set upon by three hoodlums, and the attack contributes to the tone of the rest of Perowne’s day, culminating with the evening family dinner where his estranged father-in-law, daughter, son, and wife are pawns in a very scary reunion. What was supposed to be a day of gathering, ease, and rest ends up being an uneasy and stressful day, and you the reader feel that throughout the story. The dual nature of the story (Perowne’s scientific brain, his inability to truly give himself to the arts while his children are professional artists, a poet and a musician), pull together in this climax, tying nicely into the final scenes of the story. Where there was fear, anxiety, doubt, even Perowne finds some peace and truth in the classical music he favors while performing surgery on a patient in the novel’s closing scenes. (In a particularly serendipitous moment, Perowne is listening to Barber’s Adagio for Strings at the end of a patient’s surgery.)

    I really liked this book and am glad that I also have Atonement up there on the bookshelf to read. The places that Henry visits are richly drawn, the pace of the story builds consistently and rapidly to the end as you would expect. The characters are drawn rather well though Henry’s inner musings, although it becomes obvious that Henry’s thoughts and assumptions are not all truth. When I think of another “day in the life story,” that ever incomprehensible and yet highly revered Ulysses by James Joyce, I can’t help but say this one, Saturday, does it oh so much better. But that could be because I could read Saturday without 3 study guides. It could also be because I could relate ever so much to Henry and the world he lives in. Either way, Saturday is a very good book and worth the time, if only to remind ourselves that there is hope, that fear does not always win, and there is beauty in the world still.

    Rating: 4 ½ Purrs